“I like the guy in the white American Apparel shirt with the glasses.”
Person B:
“Which one? there are eight.”
Person A:
“The guy with the keffiyeh.”
Person B:
“Oh yeah, you’re right. He does look smarter and more political than the other guys. He’s clearly more sensitive to wind, so he’s probably more sensitive in general. You should totally date him.”
People say the darndest things... and then I put it here.
