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Funny quotes from funny people

• • Feb 3
  • Brittany:
    I think I just got a text message.
  • Me:
    Do you want me to have a look at your phone for you?
  • Brittany:
    Yes, please! It's on my bed.
  • Me:
    Where on your bed? I don't see it.
  • Brittany:
    Hmmm... Oh, wait. It might be in my underwear.
  • Me:
    ...
  • Brittany:
    Yup, here it is. Wait, that might just be my hip bone...
  • Me:
    ...
  • Brittany:
    Yup! Here it is!
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