I found these hot chicks on MySpace and so I emailed them and said I was coming to NY, and they were all ‘Sure! Sounds awesome!’ so I bought my tickets and came to New York and showed up at their place and I was like, ‘Hi! I’m here!’ And yeah, they were like, ‘No, not so much…’ so yeah. I am staying at a hostel now. I got my neighbor kicked out for smoking pot the other day. I was smoking the pot but the hostel people came to my room first and I was all, ‘Whoah, man, do you smell that shit?’ and so I got my neighbor kicked out. He was in a wheel chair, but you know, it’s all good.
People say the darndest things... and then I put it here.
