Noted and Quoted

Funny quotes from funny people

• • Jul 4

  Online Profile Photos

  • Me:
    What a winner... he likes to scratch his crotch.
  • Sarah:
    Just like me!
• • Jul 4
  Why can’t they just enjoy a nice boat ride through a burning village like the rest of us?

  Rachel on the (poorly) updated Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disney World
• • Feb 2
  Drawing game, January 2010

• • Feb 2
  Drawing game, January 2010

• • Mar 8
  Meghan, now is as good a time as any to tell you… I had a sex change. I’m going to need a blue peg in my car now.

  Sarah, as I put a pink peg in her car while preparing to play the game of Life
• • Aug 14
  I wonder what radical feminists make of the fact that it was men who created the rule of “women and children first” when it came to rescuing people from life-threatening emergencies.

  Thomas Sowell
• • Jul 19
  I know that you hate the wind so much and that Chicago is probably the only place in the world you’d never go… well that, and maybe war ridden Iraq.

  Sarah
• • Jul 1

  Our New Computer

  • Me:
    Why is the hard drive named "1000"?
  • Sarah:
    ... I have no idea.
• • May 17
  This is my new deodorant, Brittany. It tastes like shit, so don’t try eating it.

  Me
• • May 12
  It’s going to be fun times 12 plus two… cubed.

  Sarah, on going to see the dinosaur tracks

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